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[APH] Strip Poker - IntroSitting on the couch, a bowl of popcorn on her lap and a bottle of beer in her hand, (Name) just stared at the television that wasn’t even on. She was so bored, but didn’t want to watch anything, since there was never anything on. She thought about watching a movie, but nothing interested her. Next was the brilliant idea of going out, but she was too lazy.

Sighing, she sat the bowl and bottle onto the coffee table and fell over onto the couch. Groaning loudly, she turned over and screamed into the cushion, kicking her legs out. Boredom had a taken a toll on her, and she didn’t want to be alone anymore.

Jumping up, she went

Grub!Karkat x Lusus!ReaderKarkat glared up at you his red eyes challenging, something you were not too worried about. You let out a soft coo to which he made a soft chittering noise in reply. His eyes were drooping, he was a sleepy little wriggler after all. His stubbornness wouldn't let him give in and go to sleep without a fight. You reached for him again, asking him to go to bed, but he just turned his little nose up and looked away. You sighed through your nose and bent down, eye to eye with him and let out a demanding grunt.

He flinched away at first before giving in and crawling to you slowly. He bit your nose out of spite and crawled onto it. Once he had laid

Baby!Dave x Parent!ReaderYou were staring at the ceiling with a blank face. Your eyes were locked onto one thing, it was quite amazing really. Up, high above the room, clinging to the ceiling fan, was Dave. You had no clue how the hell he got up there, but he didn't seem to care. "If you fall on your ass I'm gonna laugh at you, know that right?"

He blinked at you before making a baby noise and letting go of the ceiling fan as if to test what you said. Your eyes widened for a fraction of a second under your shades before narrowing into thin slits of rage. "I see, so you want to test my loyalty do you? Well young Dave, you're about to understand the depth of my affect

Baby!Dirk x Parent!ReaderShades? Check.

Poker Face? Check.

Katana? Che-...

You looked around the living room with a blank face. In the inside though, you were flipping your shit. You were a parent, not only did you have no clue where your katana was, you didn't know where Dirk was. That's when you connected the dots. Your eyes narrowed under your ironic shades. A cheesy flash of unnatural light went over them then the (e/c) of hell shone through. "That little shit."

You flash stepped out of the room and dashed down the hall of your apartment. You threw open door after door until you arrived at your room. By now your Stider face was cracking and a worried sort of

Grub!Tavros x Lusus!ReaderYou were laying on your back, looking at Tavros, he stared back with a frown. Even though you were looking at him upside down he looked right side up. The reason for that is the little grub tried to get off the couch and ended up getting his horns stuck in the floor. You saw no reason to flip him the right way, so you just joined him. He didn't seem to appreciate you not helping him, but it he didn't scare you.

He looked too adorable with his little legs flailing around.

"Crr...nng!" He seemed to be getting frustrated with his inability to get right way around. You reached over and tickled his side, making his contorted face turn into a gle

Grub!Terezi x Dragon Lusus!ReaderYou're a Dragon Lusus in this, only because I wanted to write Terezi and lusus.

And really, who doesn't want to be a dragon?

_______________

"He he he!"

Terezi's tell tale snicker rang out, as she ran past you. You watched her, red eyes following her every move carefully. Its not like it really mattered, you couldn't "see" her anyway. You could smell her tangy blue scent and it quickly wafted past. You wings twitched by your back, ready to launch on a moments notice.

"Terezi, be more careful." You spoke into her mind as she ran around the grass. It was a cool night, perfect for the wrigglers to play. Though with your gigantic size you ha

Inspiration [Denmark x Artist!Reader]

Inspiration. Needless to say it was something you desperately needed. Sitting in front of a blank sketchbook twirling a pencil in your hand, you looked around at your surroundings hoping it might give you an idea.

Unfortunately, it didn't. Your mind was just as empty as ever as it was still aching for some sort of prompt to illustrate.

Maybe someone could help you...? But who could provide the artistic inspiration you needed?

"Hey [Name]!"

The door to your room slams open, and you turn to face the intruder with an unamused expression. Upon seeing just who had came to disrupt your art time, you sighed and uttered t

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 1Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 1

Quick Author’s Note: To all my dude friends out there, I just want you to know that this was written for females, so it might be a little weird for you to read it (unless you just replace the ______’s where your name goes with some random little girl’s name and crap, which is fine). But other than that, PLEASE enjoy my very first reader insert to raise South Korea Awareness :3 :3 :3

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Little _______ had never been more cold or scared in her life. She was completely alone, and she was in the dark, and had no idea where she was, and no sense of direction so she could move. Al

RomanoxReader Dat Mustache~

Warning: Since this is Romano we are talking about, expect cussing. You don't like it, well...

"Stupid potato bastard...why the hell does she always hang out with that jackass...." Lovino mumbled as he was walking on the streets of the city. He just left from another meeting. Like always, nothing was decided or resorted and it just ended up with bruises and curses. If you were never there, Lovino would have stopped coming to each pointless meeting along time ago. You were a special one. You didn't mind swear words, you got along with others easily, and you actually treat Lovino in a more caring way than most could ever try. You were beautif

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 3Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 3

I will love you forever if you’ve read this far. Even though it’s not really that far…and it’s not really that bad…idk. I love you!!

~*~*~*~*~

__________ tossed and turned in her sleep. She was having a nightmare, or a fever dream. She kept switching from hot and cold, and the frightening scenes running through her head weren’t helping. Tiny beads of sweat began to appear on her forehead, and she could have sworn she heard someone calling her name in the distance. It sounded like her Papa?? However her mind couldn’t take the fever dream for much longer and

Grub!Equius x Lusus!ReaderYou held the small blue grub in your arms, a bottle of milk pressed to his lips. His suckled at it trying to be as gentle as possible. Equius knew he was very strong and how easily he could bruise you, but he never meant to. You smile watching him drink the milk but sighed when he grabbed it with his grub legs. Just as you grabbed a clothe you heard the tell tale sound of plastic being crushed under a strong pressure.

"Auuh!" Equius spluttered as milk fell on his face. His round blue eyes closed to prevent milk from getting in them. When he opened them he looked at you with a stunned expression, like he was offended his bottle blew up in his

Inspiration [Denmark x Writer!Reader]

Inspiration. Needless to say it was something you desperately needed. Sitting in front of your laptop while you drummed your fingers lightly, you looked around at your surroundings hoping it might give you an idea.

Unfortunately, it didn't. Your mind was just as empty as ever as it was still aching for some sort of prompt to take note of and write down.

Maybe someone could help you...? But who could provide the writing inspiration you needed?

"Hey [Name]!"

The door to your room slams open, and you turn to face the intruder with an unamused expression. Upon seeing just who had came to disrupt your writing time, you

.:America x Reader:."(Name)?!"

No answer.

"(Naaaaaame)!"

Still no answer.

Alfred looked around you house, in every room and still no sign of you. In the living room, was a note that read;

'Alfred,
I went to the store to buy some things. Be back soon. Don't break or do anything stupid, okay?
(Name).'

The American rolled his eyes, and ran up the stairs. Coming back down (almost tripping on the way), he jumped down and grinned. Alfred started to run around, his cape (which was actually a blanket) trailing behind him, making "whoosh" sounds. He ran all around your house, until he reached the front of your door, in which you had entered. "Al, I'm h--" You stopp

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 2Quick Author’s Note: So I will be using some more Korean in this series. And instead of using Yong Soo’s “aniki” when he speaks to his brother(s), he’ll be saying “hyeong” (hy-oh-ng) because that’s the correct Korean word for it and I want to make him as in character as possible. …Because “aniki” is actually Japanese.
….And he’s actually Korean. That’s why he’s…South Korea…da ze.
Yeah.

PLEASE ENJOY

~*~*~*~*~

“WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU THINKING, ARU?!?!?! TRYING TO ADOPT A COUNTRY?! YOU?! IS YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT, ARU?!” Yao

HetaliaxReader [CRACK] - All because of Oprah

You were currently in your living room, sitting on your red tomato shaped sofa as you watched old Oprah shows. Then, out of the blue, Romano appeared behind your couch and started nibbling on it with much appetite.

Your head shot backwards, glaring at the Italian.

"Dude, what the hell? Stop eating my couch, you bastard!"

Romano paused and stared back up at you.

"My precious..." He whispered in a Gollum voice before pushing you off of the couch and dragging it away with him.

You fell on your butt and rubbed your aching temples. As soon as you opened them, you noticed Matthew's face just inches away from yours.

"Where.Is.My.Maple.Syrup."

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by ~guerreroOmega, Aug 10, 2011, 11:53:05 PM
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un dia un cientifico loco experimentaba en la más recondito y obscuro de su laboritorio, creó una sustancia que mutaria en un reptil gigantesco a una persona... así que un buen día dross fue de compras al mercado, él cientifico lo vio y aprovecho cuando dross se distrajo, para quitarle la bolsa para ponerle la sustancia en su coca cola, terminando dross de acabarse la muestras gratis de la chava buenona, le regreso la bolsa con todo ecepto el helado de vainilla, siguio a dross para ver los resultados del experimento, pero fue algo tardado ya que por la gorda el auto no subio el tope se daño, y tuvieron que irse a pie, pero la gorda se canso y dross la tuvo que cargar...ya en casa dross espero hasta despues de sus 20 pajas diarias, beber su coca cola, y se transformo en drossilla y el cientifico huyó pero dross lo piso antes de darse cuenta, por sus nuevos instintos penso en llebar a la gorda en sus manos hasta la punta del edificio más alto, pero no pudo...mejor decidio ir a destruir microfuck, digo!: microsoft por lo de su xbox360!

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~ElDiariodeDross Aug 11, 2011

Hey! ¿No está esta imagen más grande en algún lado? ¡Si la tienes por favor colócala, GuerreroOmega! Quería hacer un avatar con esto!

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~guerreroOmega Aug 11, 2011

si ya esta

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*PtolemaiosLS Aug 11, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

bonita historia, pero sabes que Dross ODIA las faltas de ortografía xD!

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~guerreroOmega Aug 11, 2011

jeje no es que yo escriba así, es que me empece a hartar jaja y pues ya como sea... y pues no lo cheque antes de subirlo.

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